Yes, the name makes you think you’ll walk out of this place stumbling and cross-eyed. But it’s not your shot-slinging, DJ-gets-your-heart-thumping kind of bar. In fact, it’s the opposite. Armed with recipes from caterer landlord Andrew Ormsby, the food doesn’t disappoint. The staff is friendly, making sure your drink is always full. The dark wooden interior offers the prime setting for meaningful conversation, and the patio puts our backyard to utter shame: fireplaces, pool tables, flat screens, foosball, and benches galore.